by Tom Bajoras
Won’t all the things that live on dead things starve to death in heaven?
Dirt is made from dead things.
Trees grow in dirt.
Lemons grow on trees.
Lemon cake is made from lemons.
I can’t imagine eternity with no lemon cake.
But if there’s a God and He is love,
I’m sure He would rewrite the laws of physics
to make me happy forever.