Bite into an apple.
Choose any book and read the second line on the second page.
Hum the first measure of Schoenberg’s “Transfigured Night.”
Record all the sounds you’ve made so far and play them backwards.
Give it a title, including at least one uppercase letter,
one number, and one special character.
Sit as quietly as possible,
hold your breath,
and wait for the world to notice.